ALL THE SIGNS ARE SAYING IT'S HIGH TIME WE GAZE INTO OUR ORBS IN
MULTIPLE DIFFERENT LOCATIONS. LIKE I LITERALLY SAW LIKE TWELVE SIGNS
ON THE WAY HERE THAT SAID I SHOULD BE GAZING INTO MY ORB IN MORE LOCATIONS
THAN JUST MY GREAT TOWER AND LIKE DON'T GET ME WRONG MY TOWER IS REALLY GREAT
BUT ALSO IT'S REALLY KIND OF GETTING ME DOWN?
NO YEAH I DO MEAN LITERAL SIGNS LIKE BIG BILLBOARDS ON BUILDINGS THAT SAID:
You Should Be Gazing in Other Places!
DID YOU NOT SEE THEM? IT'S WORRYING TO ME IF I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S SEEN
THEM BUT ALSO I'M SUPER NOT SURE WHAT THAT WOULD EVEN MEAN.
BUT ANYWAY YEAH THAT'S WHY I'M HERE BUT THERE'S LIKE NOTHING REALLY GOOD ON THE ORB
RIGHT NOW SO I'M JUST TALKING TO PEOPLE. DOES THAT EVER HAPPEN TO YOU WHERE LIKE
THE ENERGIES OF THE UNIVERSE ARE JUST LIKE NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT YOU'RE INTO
AND SO YOU JUST KIND OF GAZE INTO SPACE IN FRONT OF THE ORB YEAH RIGHT LIKE
IT'S SO FRUSTRATING SOMETIMES LIKE I'M A WIZARD I SHOULD JUST BE ABLE TO GAZE YEAH YOU
GET WHAT I MEAN!
So like the thing you gotta remember is that you're not the only one with a brain,
you know? Like your friend has a brain and your mom has a brain and that person
you walk past every day on your way to the big telescope has a brain.
Which like yeah like probably in retrospect seems obvious. But when you're in
the business of learning about brains it's important to think about because like
it's easy to start thinking about them as these resources to exploit and that's
kinda dangerous so you just like every so often when you're doing terrible
magics to a brain to open a door to the 27th dimension try and remember like:
your MOM has a brain dude. Dude. Your mom. Heh.
What I'm saying is if you think about brains as these inert resources for too
long you'll start getting really weird side effects from your experiments it
totally throws the whole operation off because like part of the magic is the KNOWING
so if you ever want to have any success in brain magic you've gotta keep in your
brain that brains are brains that used to belong to people or I mean presently
belong to people, you don't wanna use brains that are in use but it's important to know
that they have use? I've lost the plot here fine whatever dude sure you can borrow mine.
there are many things of which one is probably aware that one take's as irrefutable, obvious,
or "common sense". things such as gravity, addition, or hot dogs coming mainly
in ten packs. when none of those things are actually true. gravity is a trick of the mind
formed as an evolutionary response to avoid bumping one's head against ceiling fans, addition
is a myth perpetuated by THE TERRIBLE ONES to keep one convinced
of the finitude of marbles one could own, and hot dogs do not and have never
in the entirety of all time in all the universes that do or could ever be, according to all the knoweldge
wizards have acquired over the course of seven million years, existed. truth is fake and one should simply
stop believing in it and accept its absence with a whole heart and then and only then will everyone that loves one
for the love of god finally leave one alone already.
so one might be asking: what is the truth? and to that the only logical answer is to
light every object one own's on fire and fly out one's window to a new life. follow one's bliss and assert truth
on everyone and everything around one. raise towers into the heavens, create tornadoes for a laugh, hack into one's neighbor's
instagram and post something that could get them fired from their job as a social media manager for the local pepperoni factory. and once
one has achieved this new life filled with exciting things one's always yearned for
and resources one always used to struggle to acquire in abundance, one may ask again
what the truth actually is. and it is at this point I could rightfully tell one to oh my god just shut up and quit whining for once.
do you know what I mean?