I READ ONCE IN MY ORB ARTICLES THAT LARGER DOORS LAST
LONGER IN BED SO I BOUGHT TWO LARGER DOORS AND DIDN'T NOTICE
A DIFFERENCE. SO THAT GOT ME THINKING MAYBE THE ARTICLE WAS LIKE
PAID FOR BY LARGE DOOR COMPANIES AND THEY'RE HIDING THE TRUTH THAT
SMALLER DOORS ACTUALLY LAST LONGER IN BED SO THEN I BOUGHT TWO SMALLER
ONES AND OF COURSE I DIDN'T NOTICE A DIFFERENCE!!
SO I COME TO THE REALIZATION EVERY WIZARD COMES TO WHICH IS THAT SIZE
DOESN'T MATTER! DOORS WILL CONTINUE TO OPERATE NORMALLY PRETTY MUCH AS LONG AS YOU
WANT THEM TO REGARDLESS OF LOCATION. YOU'D DO GOOD TO REMEMBER THE LESSON!
you hear about the fairy deal? All the league of white skinned wizards got together and tried to work out a way to trap the fairy queen in a hotel pool for fun, and as a result everyone with white skin is trapped in dimension 23.
Me? I think it’s hilarious. Those white supremacists keep doing dumb shit. Remember when they took a chunk out of the moon to make it an actual crescent? That was stupid? It looks stupid? And now we’re all just stuck with it?
And like obviously I feel bad for all the white people that weren’t in the league being unfairly ripped out of their dimensions and forced to play carnival games in an eternal paradise, obviously that’s bad. But I think all the rest of us can at least acknowledge that it is also funny, right?